mtaich
can you pass me the helmets full of cheese?
i am a single sweaty lawyer looking for bad cats to help me get off the bus and cross the road ( at the crossing). i like the occasional flamingo beret and i love collecting gremlin DNA. Dont get me wrong though, the stock market is my number one host but on tuesdays i run to the corner store and buy 24 cans of tomato paste..
At a glance
| Persionals Deatails | ideal partner | |
|---|---|---|
| Age | 35 years old | 18 - 75 yrs old |
| Location | Sydney,Antigua and Barbuda (general),Australia | |
| Relationship status | Single | |
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| Nationality | Australia | |
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| Religion | Non Religious | |
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| Profession | Legal Services | |
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What I'm looking for
im looking for fun people who want lots of newspaper articles made of velcro magnets dipped in olive oil.
i would like to find a humaniod who would have eyes made of ice cubes and they would have to keep refilling their eyes due to them continuously
melting..