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mtaich


can you pass me the helmets full of cheese?
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i am a single sweaty lawyer looking for bad cats to help me get off the bus and cross the road ( at the crossing). i like the occasional flamingo beret and i love collecting gremlin DNA. Dont get me wrong though, the stock market is my number one host but on tuesdays i run to the corner store and buy 24 cans of tomato paste..

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Age 31 years old 18 - 75 yrs old
Location Sydney,Antigua and Barbuda (general),Australia
Relationship status Single
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Nationality Australia
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Religion Non Religious
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Profession Legal Services
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What I'm looking for


im looking for fun people who want lots of newspaper articles made of velcro magnets dipped in olive oil. i would like to find a humaniod who would have eyes made of ice cubes and they would have to keep refilling their eyes due to them continuously melting..
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